Madden 

A popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis.

Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.

Madden by Tikibarberfan February 3, 2010

madden 

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte (GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"
Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

madden by oberchode April 15, 2006

John Madden 

Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!

John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."

John Madden by JMlovaah May 17, 2008

Maddie 

Maddie is a crazy girl, usually a brunette. She is protective of what she loves and she would never let them get hurt. She is a very straight-forward girl who isn't afraid to let anyone know what they need to hear. Maddie is laid back and calm until you give her a reason not to be. She's a great friend to have and always has her friends backs. Maddie's usually a drinker, and when she drinks too much she gets a little messy. Overall, she is a great person and her love is real.

Damn, I wish my girl could be like yours.

Dude, get yourself a Maddie.

Maddie by maddabs November 21, 2014

made 

to be "blessed" into a family(crew) by means of being a great associate(cafone)in which a member of cosa nostra(made man most likely a soldier "soldati" or a higher ranking soldier "sgarrista") has already vouched for you(taking you under his wing and refering to you as "a friend of mine")inwhich you show great trust(keeping secrets to your death), your a good earner, a hard enforcer, plus you are 100% Italian(to trace your family back to Italy). all of which is done over a long period of time to impress the most important member, the captain "boss"(capo)of the family. he'll decide if you are worthy enough to get your name in the books(to be made) the cerimony is done by getting your trigger finger pricked and letting your blood trickle into a cup of red wine along with your boss's. this is often refered to as getting your "button", "stars and stripes", being "straighten out", becomming a "goodfella". during this cerimony you take an oath of "omerta" putting the family above all else as well as keeping your mouth shut about any connection to them. at this level you are a lower ranking soldier(picciotto) taking orders like an associate but you are still conciderd "untouchable" and you have the licence to shake down, extort, kill anyother non-member inwhich case you must a have a "sitdown"(a meeting)over the matter and it's final decision(most likely) is on of you is getting wacked. this is just the beginning of climbing the first rung of a ladder to becoming a boss(capo) and from there being the top boss(capo di tutti capi)"boss of bosses","Godfather".

giovanni-"tony is getting staighten out"
carlo-"his being made?"
giovanni-"quite bustin my balls over here, his swinging at the bottom of the ladder"
carlo-"foe get about it"

made by x February 24, 2004

Maddie 

Maddie. I'm not fucking going anywhere. On everything and everyone I love. I will be here. Forever. I know you can't trust me, and trust the words I say, and that's ok. I'm not going to leave you. You are the first person I've met that I actually semi tolerate. And that's saying something big. I've had people leave me too. As I said before, 5%. You only know 5%. So I know how much it hurts, which is why I'll never do it. I care too much. My biggest weakness. I can't hurt others. That's why all the attempts went sideways.

Maddie. I'm never going to fucking leave you. No matter what happens. U kill my dad? Oh well, he was kinda mean anyways. I'm not going to be another person you cry over. And yes I know I'm not that important, but I like feeling like I am.
Now for the definition of Maddie. Or as I like to say, M&M. M&M is incredible. Truly. She is amazing, and one of the best friends I could ever ask for. Unfortunately, she suffers. A lot. But she never shares. Because she's scared. Of what? I don't know exactly. Maybe she's scared that people will stray further. Maybe, I don't know. Only she knows. And that's ok. As I like to say, and as she likes to tease me for saying, she is, in fact, one of the finer ladies. And I wish she loved herself to the fullest.

Ok that's it for now.

Maddie: I have major trust issues
Me: Yes that's obvious

Maddie by Y alr know April 6, 2022

Maddie 

Maddie is a massive virgin who has managed to contact every std known to man.

Maddie has no respect for her body

Maddie by Bin chickens have rights too October 17, 2019