Titty fuck da lasagna

Babe I’ve never felt like this before. I could titty fuck da lasagna out of you forever.

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Vegetable Lasagna

Catch all term when referring to douche-bag first dates and/or new boyfriend that probably won't make the cut

Are you still seeing that guy? Who, Vegetable Lasagna? No, I gave him the boot

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1. Code word for Tequila. Often used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: Yo what are we going to have tonight?
Person 2: Some Mexican Lasagna.
Person 1: Sweet!

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When 2 or more friends get together and cram hot Italian food inside of their neighbors mail boxes.

"Bobby got arrested last night"
"What for"
"Cops caught him smashing lasagna all over the apartment complex"

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When your christian but you still support PewDiePie

Person 1: *singing Itch lasagna*
Person 2: Why are you singing it like that?
Person 1: because PewDiePie is my dad

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celebrating something early when its not meant to be

T-series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

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