A.J. Cook 

The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.

Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.

A.J. Cook by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012

Ben J. Pierce 

Ben J. Pierce is known by his YouTube channel "KidPOV". Born Feb. 19. 1999, this little shit is so adorable and is always smiling. He is multi-talented; he can act, sing, and dance. His puns are the worst, but are hilarious. He is an eyebrow activist. I SUGGEST LISTENING TO BENNY'S SONG "Little Game" IT IS BAE.

"Is that Ben J. Pierce?"

"Yeah, his eyebrows are on fleek."

Ben J. Pierce by 5SecondsofChemicalRomance February 28, 2015

Dropping an O.J. 

The act of taking a massive dump and having no shit on your toilet paper after your first wipe.

Bro 1: Yo dude, it smells like shit in the bathroom. Did you just drop a load?

Bro 2: Yea bro. I was dropping an O.J.! Got away with murder!

Dropping an O.J. by Mr. Hollywood February 14, 2013

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

Bad Luck Jessie J by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

Option J 

Option J
From Wiki Gonzalez

Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.

The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.

Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).

You can appropriately use option J in these situations:

-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.

-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.

-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.

-During communion.

-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.

-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.

Option J by James N. May 13, 2006

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

Pre J 

See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.

Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...

Pre J by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013