boston woody 

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

boston woody by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

work woody 

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

work woody by LewyLew July 13, 2017

poop woody 

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

poop woody by Poopwood January 24, 2018

hoodie-woody 

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

hoodie-woody by QuacksO March 4, 2018

sam woody 

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

sam woody by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019

a woody saunders

a person who enjoys a football,coading,it,smart stuff

a woody saunders must be fed on time
a woody saunders watches memes
a woody saunders is a a woody saunders

a woody saunders by woody_slng August 15, 2021

Afgan woody 

Term used to describe the Afghanistan faction of woodys empire

Woodys empire stretches worldwide the afgan woodys are latest faction of cult.

Afgan woody by afgan woody August 30, 2021