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massive coronary 

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
massive coronary by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008
A dirty ass fuckboy that plays with your feelings. He looks like roadkill with a big ass crusty mouth. He loses feelings quick and then moves on quickly. DON'T DATE HIM. Goodluck trying to stay in a long relationship with him. He acts tough infront of his midget friends. Dates older people because he is a player.
PERSON 1: Omg! my boyfriend just broke up with me for my best friend!!

PERSON 2: Omg im so sorry what was his name.

PERSON 1: Massimo

PERSON 2: ohh you should have stayed away from him as soon as you heard his name

Manby Massive 

A pile of wet wipes, that walk around Manby acting like big men thinking they own the area. Consequently setting fire to everything. Their second home is “Beech Grove, and they are all of great big pile of tossers who like each other’s arse.
For example, don’t mess with them. They are the Manby Massive!
Buzz word used in Dublin, Ireland for a short while...seems to have gone out of fashion lately. Mostly used by knackers, skanks and other persons of low intelligence and/or social status
- "Aw, did you see your man meetin' Jacinta at Redz last nigh'"

- "Aw he was maaaasive"

- "He was maaaasive"
massive by BigNToasty July 13, 2005
A new word in the teen lexicon for awesome. Popularized by Stephen Colbert on his Colbert Report.
Did you see the Colbert Report last night? It was massive!
Massive by QuestionMarc October 2, 2009
In slang, can be used in replacement of either "a lot" or "very"
"It is fucking massive hot out here."
"Yeah,being stuck out in the heat sucks massive."
massive by D351 February 3, 2007