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excelsior education center

Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.

Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?

Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.

Educational perversion 

This is when your teacher says the course is "History of the 20th century" on the syllabus, and then proceeds to teach you all about him or herself.
No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
Mr. Worguheirvhehgurheiuhrvnvevib: Okay, class, today we will discuss, analyze and evaluate the significance of totalitarianism.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
Educational perversion by Kag October 6, 2005
A magnificent creation that will solve all your problems. Life without it is hard and it’s Norway’s to let go of.
Educake is gone my life is over.
educake by Nonotagain January 8, 2018

Education pew pew man 

A kindergarden school shooter
Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!

educational arrogance 

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.
The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.

memely educated 

a memely educated person is a person that spells things from memes.
how a memely educated person would spell a few things...
dude = dood
hey whats up = yo waddup faggot.
do you know the way back? = do yu kno da wae to mee mans hoome?
I'm hungry = COOK THAT MAN SUM FUCKIN' EGGS BITCH!
etc. etc.