Clusterfuckary 

Something external that pisses you off. Usually other peoples shanagans

What in the clusterfuckary is this shit

Clusterfuckary by Callmestitch January 29, 2023

Clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

Clusterfuck by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Clusterfuck 

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

Clusterfuck by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck 

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

Clusterfuck by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Clusterfuck 

the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape

Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.

Clusterfuck by Wigger P August 21, 2012

Clusterfuck 

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

Clusterfuck by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013

Clusterfuck Salad 

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

Clusterfuck Salad by Section A December 17, 2013