AIDS Inducing Experience 

Also referred to as 'AIE', an event or experience which frustrates one so much that one instantaneously develops AIDS.

Tom: So how did you get AIDS, sexually or by AIDS Inducing Experience?

Harry: AIE. I spent 7 years on a 15,000 piece puzzle, to find that the last piece was missing!! WTF!! FML!!

Tom: Omfg, I developed AIDS just listening to that!!

AIDS Inducing Experience by MintSponge May 30, 2010

aids pig 

Acronym: "Anti Intellectual Demagogue Spewing Pseudo-Intellectual Gibberish." Usually used in the context of an internet argument. Trying to use large words to appear smarter than one actually is.

Friend: "Anita kept using the phrase 'Intersectional tolerance' to justify authoritarian views"

Me: "What an Aids Pig"

aids pig by InseparableTheBand February 21, 2017

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

Aids Fart by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"

"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"

AIDS bomb by kremlin-king March 2, 2010

AIDs tree 

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading

"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK

AIDs tree by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009

AIDS Fella 

Some man who has AIDS

Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive

AIDS Fella by manoguv December 28, 2007

AIDS Merchant 

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

AIDS Merchant by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011