minnesota mayonnaise 

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

minnesota mayonnaise by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

blood engorged mayonnaise canon by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Mayonaise Sock 

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

Mayonaise Sock by Clitmaster Flash January 6, 2012

Chewbacca Mayonaise 

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

Chewbacca Mayonaise by nickog June 21, 2006

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

Hairy Mayonnaise by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

mayonnaise mustache 

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

mayonnaise mustache by briangormley February 19, 2009

Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"

News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.

Israeli Mayonnaise by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010