clusterfuck 

A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.

James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck

clusterfuck by Mackrel May 15, 2009

clusterfuckedified 

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part - Do not set people up to be clusterfuckedified.

clusterfuckedified by Riotgirl08 November 4, 2015

Clusterfuckedness 

Derived from clusterfuck pronounced cluster fuck ed ness

Gavin Williamson, soon to be ex minister for Education, is facing calls for his resignation due to his handling of the 2020 A level exams fiasco and his general clusterfuckedness.

Clusterfuckedness by AngryfromNewCross August 17, 2020

clusterfuckedupness 

A continued state of chaos that doesn't end. A potpourri of clusterfucks that have been brought on by other people.

This lawsuit is in a constant state of clusterfuckedupness.

clusterfuckedupness by FluttergirlCC March 31, 2022

Clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

Clusterfuck by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Clusterfuck 

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

Clusterfuck by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck 

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

Clusterfuck by j-money66 May 15, 2011