mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

mock Jesus by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

Space Jesus 

literally just obi wan kenobi.

he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.

be like space jesus.

"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple

Space Jesus by yeetus bazinga October 18, 2022

Instinct Jesus 

A person who has God level instinct all the time or sometime.

Roger is Instinct Jesus; he escaped a life-threatening accident.

Instinct Jesus by UmangBhatt February 21, 2023

Blimp Jesus 

A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

Blimp Jesus by Dante real man July 24, 2023

[bong hits] for [jesus] 

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

[bong hits] for [jesus] by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

Lyin' for Jesus 

When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.

That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.

Lyin' for Jesus by aerie66 November 3, 2017

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

step out and meet jesus by babs773 May 3, 2018