Zimmerman Defense 

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.

When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.

Zimmerman Defense by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021

Tower Defense Simulator 

Tower Defense SImulator is a good Roblox game. No Toxicity btw

Oh bash! It seems there is nothing to pla- oh. TDS is the choice.
Tower Defense Simulator W

Tower Defense Simulator by Erazias November 22, 2021

Driveway Defense 

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.

You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.

Driveway Defense by Overbay September 16, 2022

Hemingway Defense 

Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.

"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King

Hemingway Defense by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023

West Coast Defense 

When two Bro's playing beer pong resort to extreme measures. Usually involves stripping down to their underwear and dancing in order to distract the opposing players. Can be used for various other things.

Dumb girl: What the hell are you guys doing?
B: West Coast Defense
DG: Is that why you're naked?
B: Yes.

West Coast Defense by Bezerra October 27, 2010

The Rainbow Defense 

The act of pretending to be homosexual in order to deter the less desirable members of the opposite sex. The move also can inversely serve to infiltrate social circles in an attempt to court a member of the opposite sex, or to deter jealous/suspicious spouses.

The school placed me in Theater (The preferred electives were taken). I used the Rainbow Defense to pull more women in that class. And I was totally gonna end up at one of their sleepovers and 'get curious' until I got expelled from that school...

The Rainbow Defense by Karl Av-Ulvene December 29, 2014

The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

The Clintonian Defense by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017