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blowjob o'clock 

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob
"Honey, blowjob o'clock. Go."
blowjob o'clock by gizmoyaya February 1, 2014

Blowjob Blinders 

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.
John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
Blowjob Blinders by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

blowjob December 

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.
I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

Blowjob Height

Natures gift to tall guys
"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"

blowjob betty 

She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
blowjob betty by Jared Jordan July 18, 2007

Blowjob Roulette

A game involving one guy and anywhere from two to six girls where one girl starts giving the guy a blowjob and switches off to the next girl and so on until the guy ejaculates into one of the girls mouth. The girl who gets the load loses.
We played Blowjob Roulette last night and Tina lost when Josh busted in her mouth!