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Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan 

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
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Dirty Walter 

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.
Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter.
Dirty Walter by Ft Campbell July 20, 2008

Wet Walter 

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy
Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter
Wet Walter by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

Dirty Walter 

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.
Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter .
Dirty Walter by Adam326 December 26, 2005

wet walter 

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.
while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter
wet walter by evanslover December 11, 2007

The Walter 

Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.
She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.
The Walter by thewalter02 November 13, 2012

All Walter 

Australian slang Created in the suburb of murwillumbah. Saying something is Walter, or all Walter means Something is all alright or ok. ( Walter white ) = (white) = (right)

“It’ll be Walter”
Charlie is a cop anyway so if we get pinched “it’s all Walter

“She said I seemed sad, but I’m Walter”.
All Walter by Donrad January 8, 2020