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Pulling a Tyson 

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over
1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "
Pulling a Tyson by snudge May 11, 2007
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Owen Tyson 

Somebody who is a poor Jew with no friends and also gets caught watching pornography.
Owen Tyson your grounded for eating toast.

smoking mike tyson 

"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"

"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"

"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"
smoking mike tyson by JustDatGuy2 December 8, 2013

Neil deGrasse Tyson sex 

Sex so good she's seeing the cosmos
He fucked me so hard I saw stars, and the cosmos. Neil deGrasse Tyson sex
Neil deGrasse Tyson sex by Tyrttyrt February 22, 2022
When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying


See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild
"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah
A Tyson by The Hoare February 3, 2005

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.
Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.
Mike Tyson by Ben Gee July 15, 2007