Eli Manning 

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen

Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"

Eli Manning by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009

manisha 

The perfect girl for Asit Gupta

Manisha is perfect for Asit Gupta

manisha by guptaman April 15, 2004

peyton manning 

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

peyton manning by G-Rad January 16, 2008

mannie 

an unusual person; someone who acts in a ridiculous way; someone who dumbly thinks other people care about what they are saying.

I can't believe JR just said that; he is such a MANNIE.

mannie by stdoubleop January 11, 2008

Mike Manning Effect 

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.

...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect

Mike Manning Effect by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008

mannip 

a girl who attracts men like a cat is attracted to catnip. guys go crazy for this girl, for whatever reason. usually the man falls madly in love in the matter of days.

Kate: "DAMN MANNIP!"
Jessi: "You had another one fall hard for you, didn't you?"

Matthew: "I don't know what it is about Kate, but I am crazy about her."
Chris: "Watch out, bro, she's got mannip."

mannip by poison76ivy March 12, 2013

femi-mainists 

A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who doesnt date men but also is not a lesbian. This type of person usualy doesnt talk much because she does not like male attention. They preffer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
Plural: femi-mainist

Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"

Antonia: "Did you know im a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Realy?"
Antonia: "Well no im not actualy."
Kevin: "Oh thats a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists dont like men or lesbians, they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a defenition on the urban dictionary. Maby try looking it up in your free time or something."

femi-mainists by Kmo December 10, 2008