Landon 

Deez nuts “Trip and land-on deez nuts”

“Hey you know Landon?”
“No, who is that?”
“TRIP AND LAND-ON DEEZ NUTS”

Landon by anonymous September 20, 2021

Landon 

A hockey player with 1/12 a braincell.

He is acting like such a Landon.

Landon by Ballsinyojaw6942000 September 30, 2021

landon 

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.

"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"

landon by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021

Landon 

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

Landon by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon 

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

Landon by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon 

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games

Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon

Landon by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021

Landon 

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

That person is hot, must be a Landon

Landon by anonymous November 12, 2021