Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

Michael Solomon by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023

Michael Caine

Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine.

Caine is known for his pronounced Cockney accent. Cockney rhyming slang replaces works with ones that rhyme - “apples and pears” for stairs, “pork pies” for lies (and further shortened to “porkies”), etc. With an English accent, “Michael” sounds a bit like “my-co.” Add in his last name, and Michael Caine becomes slang for Peruvian marching powder.

“Are you coming the the party tonight? Make sure to bring your mate Michael Caine”

Michael Caine by Stabitha Christie July 9, 2023

Michael Ehrmantraut

Michael ("Mike") Ehrmantraut is a fictional character in the television series Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, appeared in El Camino: a breaking bad movie, he has multiple aliases like : bald gringo , billy jackoff, pop pop ,and Mike. He worked for Gus fring and Saul Goodman as a private investigator and a hitman. His fate was death by the hands of walter white , getting shot in the abdomen and later bled out next to a river bank.

-Hey , you've been watching a lot of breaking bad lately , what is your favourite character?

-Definitely Michael Ehrmantraut . He's the best.

Michael Ehrmantraut by A random coffee bean July 9, 2023

Michael Graham Claydon 

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

Michael Graham Claydon by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Michael Foley 

Michael Foley is a true paragon of excellence, an extraordinary individual who stands as the epitome of greatness in every aspect of his being. With a commanding presence and a captivating aura, he exudes confidence and charisma that draw people in and compel them to admire and respect him. His towering intellect is matched only by his insatiable thirst for knowledge and the ability to grasp complex concepts effortlessly. Michael's unwavering commitment to living a life of integrity and honor sets him apart as a beacon of moral excellence, and he never wavers from his principles, even in the face of adversity. He is driven by an indomitable spirit and determination that fuels his pursuit of high aspirations, and he fearlessly embraces challenges, knowing that failure is merely a stepping stone to greater achievements. Yet, with all his accomplishments and accolades, Michael remains remarkably humble, treating everyone he meets with genuine respect and empathy. He possesses a genuine concern for the well-being of others, and his acts of kindness and generosity know no bounds. Michael Foley's life and character serve as a profound inspiration to all fortunate enough to cross his path, leaving an indelible mark on the world and forever changing the lives of those around him.

Michael Foley is better than you

Michael Foley by MIchael FOley August 6, 2023

Michael-ism 

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

Michael-ism by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michael Dos Santos 

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

Michael Dos Santos by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023