Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

by Le-me-go September 19, 2018

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.

I go to church to praise the one and only Michael Engstrom.

by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018

Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018

Michael O’connell

If you find a Michael O’Connell and you see or know him date him he’s a very good looking and genuinely good guy

Also I love you you know who your are

Dang Tressa Your dating “Michael O’Connell”

You saw that “Michael O’Connell” Kid

by FriskyFortnutter November 18, 2018

michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018