Michael Jordan 

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

Michael Jordan by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023

Michael Jackson 

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

Michael Jackson by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

Michael Cleary 

Michael Cleary.

Michael Cleary

Michael Cleary by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Michael Hewitt 

Cool person gets all the bitchs and hates gay people, love Fortnite and Minecraft, COD is his fav. Great person to hang out with all of the girls like him and he is a lucky charm

Loves Fortnite but CODs better Michael Hewitt is hot

Michael Hewitt by Bitchasshoe03 May 18, 2023

michael jordan 

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

michael jordan by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

Michael Lee

a Cal Poly LDT member whose power is rivaled only by Shaggy, Matt from Wii Sports, & Jesus Christ.

person 1: Damn, it's raining hella today...
Michael Lee: No worries. I just used my powers to stop the rain.

Michael Lee by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

Michael McMillan 

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.

Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.

Michael McMillan by Michael Slime ❤️🤘🏻 March 20, 2023