Suicide 

Not the answer to anything...

Well, except to the question "What is it when you kill yourself?"

Anne: What is suicide?
Mark: Not the answer

Suicide by Tsushi March 18, 2021

Suicide 

A way of escaping problems (probably not worth it tho)

Remember suicide is always a way to solve problems.

Suicide by Crikey Mate it's Ali-a August 14, 2018

Suicide 

The act of diving from the foot of your bed or a near by dresser. Hopefully landing inside the vagina or anal cavity. There is a risk of missing therefore the name suicide.

I totaly pulled of a suicide on youe mom last nite.

Suicide by Suicide_King February 28, 2008

Suicide 

Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.

Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?

Suicide by StelleWolf June 14, 2010

Suicide 

something you ask siri when you want to die laughing

Hey siri suicide

Suicide by Hoker god January 12, 2018

suicide 

me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!

suicide by kiki April 1, 2005

suicide 

an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la

she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide

suicide by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004