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Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

Scissor Fishing 

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.
After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

Hamburger fishing 

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.
I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.

Double Fingering

Smoking 2 cigarettes simultaneously. One in each hand. This term cannot be used by one armed people.
"Did you see buddy at the party last night double fingering?"

"A menthol in one hand and a regular in the other"

Forget fingering february 

Girls cant finger them selves
I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

Light fishing 

It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.
An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!