Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

Toledo Torpedo by mcquick September 20, 2007

liquorice torpedo 

Large elongated nipples that become even more pronounced when erect

That girl has tits like watermelons & nips like liquorice torpedoes

liquorice torpedo by Action Sock February 20, 2015

kentucky torpedo 

When a man shits in another man's asshole.

My dad always hates it when I give him the Kentucky torpedo.

kentucky torpedo by Your mom's tasty fupa June 26, 2017

Albedo Torpedo 

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

Albedo Torpedo by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

Semen Torpedo by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 by teamscott October 30, 2008

Spam Torpedo 

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

Spam Torpedo by kittenbot February 27, 2004