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just add rum 

1) when a guy's girlfriend and her child move into the guy's house, he has a ready-made family.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.
"now you are all a big happy family."
"yup, just add rum!"
just add rum by daddy dub November 10, 2006
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Red Rum Tomato Sauce 

charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"
Originated in Great Yarmouth. Is believed to mean "get a room" but was distinctively blurred and slurred through the one centimeter thick caravan wall. Was intended to stop an incident of anal sex from occuring whilst someone was in earshot. Can be used to prevent any type of sexual activities from taking place or one should make his own judgement as to when it is appropriate to use.
Person A is about to indulge in some sort of sexual activity...
Person A says: Oh baby i will only bum u if u insert it yourself.
Person B can be present in the room or simply in earshot of a conversation
Person B says: Hurmmmm

booty rum 

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.
booty rum by dorite May 21, 2014

meyers rum 

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover
I only drink Meyers Rum.
meyers rum by Marthasvineyard September 23, 2015

Jamaican Rum Juice 

When a dude cums inside an alcoholic drink and throws in a roofie. Then he serves it to his victim
I think that guy just ordered two Jamaican Rum Juice drinks!