The Lies of the Jedi 

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

The Lies of the Jedi by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

sexual jedi 

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

sexual jedi by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

accidental jedi by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013

The last jedi 

A Star Wars legends book, not that shitty movie

John: I like the last Jedi
Jack: WHAT!?
John: the book you idiot not the movie

The last jedi by xX__swÂgkillęR_69_420_666__Xx July 31, 2020

Time-jedi 

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.

Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE

Time-jedi by Bleaghs March 27, 2010

The Last Jedi 

a fucking auful move

i saw the last Jedi and it was fucking duffel

The Last Jedi by Asssassin3412 February 9, 2021

american Jedi

an elite class of an all around amazing men

don't worry he's a fucking american Jedi, it's all good

american Jedi by jim carey February 3, 2010