pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.

"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."

pwned by life by DickDanger December 6, 2007

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pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

pwned like a pony by xiphias March 2, 2005

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pwned in the a

-to be ass-raped
(refered to in dominating someone)
-can be literal or just a saying

-Oh! he pwned u in the a!
-if person A killed person B in bball then person B got pwned in the a

pwned in the a by neg boy March 12, 2005

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pwned cake

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.

you want a slice of some pwned cake?

pwned cake by Gullible December 4, 2003