hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

hoody woody by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

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pop in the woody

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

pop in the woody by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

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anal woody

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

anal woody by T May 25, 2004

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Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

Wisconsin Woody by Indy Tim Wilson February 22, 2008