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I: A really stupid person who lacks intelligence and is unable to have some sort of common sense, and thinks more out of their backdoor then their head, and doesn't know what their even talking about more then half the time.

II. A type of person who is a literal crazed deranged lunatic who literally doesn't know when to let others relax and always yells at other people for verry little to know reason and sometimes half the time even overreacts over stupid things.
Example one

I'm a total nub, I can't even solve 1 + 1

Example two

Oh no here comes that total annoying crazed nub
Nub by Alefain December 21, 2025
Related Words
nub Nubbin nub cake Nube nubby nublet nubbing nub nub nubbles Nubin
The amazing person that is the equivalent to the an.
Nub. by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023
nüb is usually someone with the name alex which makes them more nub than usual because theyre name is alex. nüb is like a nub but more harsh.
alex: im so uber 1337, lets go play
1337 guy: your not 1337
alex: *grins*
1337 guy: nüb.....
nüb by Alex the nüb April 26, 2005
nüb is usually someone with the name alex, or aaron which makes them more nub than usual because theyre name is alex or aaron. nüb is like a nub but more harsh.
aaron: im so uber 1337, lets go play
1337 guy: your not 1337
aaron: *grins*
1337 guy: nüb.....
nüb by Alex the nüb April 27, 2005

nub cake 

a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.
Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.
nub cake by Honest Justice May 30, 2006

Nub Stomping 

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.
Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.
Nub Stomping by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018