Rowdy Mermaid 

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.

Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.

Rowdy Mermaid by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

Floating Mermaid by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Sewer mermaid 

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

Sewer mermaid by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Dirty mermaid 

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

Dirty mermaid by Le on January 26, 2022

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

Moist Mermaid by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.

The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!

Angry Mermaid by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022

Little Mermaid 

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.

The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.

Little Mermaid by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022