A term which people from Norfolk claim they coined but
actually has its roots in the vastly
superior county of Suffolk.
It is used to describe
something misaligned, wonky, crooked or out of level.
Norfolk siblings Densel and Dinah were
going at it like the clappers. Just as Densel was about to spaff his turnip juice, he slipped and
pummeled his man carrot into Dinah's gooch.
In severe pain and his manhood permanently bent, he called out "DINAH, my prize wanger, it's on the huh".