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threesome chicken 

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
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Threesome 

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"
Threesome by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018

Threesome 

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome
Threesome by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

threesome 

three people back at it again fucking, sucking, licking, and biting..mostly done by noah’s
i want to be in a threesome right now
noah, my mom, and josh were ready for a threesome
threesome by anya// your mom April 1, 2019

Threesome 

When you, your crush and your ex have sex simultaneously.
Man, I wish I had a threesome every goddamn day!

threesome 

kawa, goshi, and komori having sex
"we had 5 threesomes last night" states komori
threesome by mogg is pog June 4, 2021

Threesome 

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.
STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME