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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?

bro your penis is small 

when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"

9/11 your penis

To ejaculate upon the side of an other erect penis facing upwards, similar to how the planes crashed into the side of the Twin Towers on 9/11.
Person 1: I am going to kill you and skin you alive and 9/11 your penis.
Person 2: WTF???
9/11 your penis by sluckygush October 8, 2021

Evangelizing your penis 

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully
Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him

Stick your penis in me 

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!