ass whooping 

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

ass whooping by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Syllabatic Ass Whooping by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

Worshington 

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.

I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.

Worshington by T.J. Dubz August 18, 2011

Whooshi 

A term used to define happiness, joy. Can be used in replace of 'Yay!' 'Woo!' 'Whoopeee!'

"I've got tickets to the next Green Day concert!"

"Whooshi!!!!"

Whooshi by Lynh July 20, 2008

Whooping your goober 

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

Whooping your goober by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

ass slapping/whooping 

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

ass slapping/whooping by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

wooseing out 

backing out of doing something

This is too hard, I'm wooseing out

wooseing out by kaz February 14, 2005