meat whistler 

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

meat whistler by Mottnl October 1, 2009

douche whistler 

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

douche whistler by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009

Clean Whistler 

When one drops a dookie and it scant leaves a trace.

Toilet paper is hardly necessary after passing a clean whistler.

Clean Whistler by Country Mitch November 5, 2021

thin whistler 

Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.

My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.

thin whistler by pb_destroyer February 21, 2012

pickle whistler 

A derogatory word used to define a male cock sucker.

Bob's a non-pussy getting motherfucker. I'll bet he's a pickle whistler.

pickle whistler by Omlette Man October 4, 2006

chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

chili whistler by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

dick whistler 

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men

We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there

dick whistler by odlid December 31, 2007