Piece of whale shit son of a bitch 

When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.

Lane Kiffin is a piece of whale shit son of a bitch!

Piece of whale shit son of a bitch by SirFuckNuts February 5, 2010

smashed whale shit 

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

smashed whale shit by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

Lay them the whale shit 

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

Lay them the whale shit by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

Tougher than whale shit by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

the whole shit 

IN BRIEF: Everything that's relevant; the championship; the prize; the whole thing; the whole nine; the whole nine yards.

It took me one day to get the whole shit.

the whole shit by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 4, 2008

shit whole

Containing shit throughout; having no part that is not shit; composed strictly of tightly-bound shitecules into a matrix indistinguishable from shit.

Shit whole bitch stoled my meths!

shit whole by negutits June 22, 2014

whole e shit 

A way of saying “HOLY SHIT!”l

Nate: WHOLE E SHIT! My favorite video game is now on Xbox.
Joe: Yes!

whole e shit by McBoobs (IHateShitters) February 25, 2018