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when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.
"Oh my god did you just hear that!? I think dave just ripped a HUGE wet one!"
wet one by Ballsack Mcgee Jr. August 19, 2007

walking wet one 

A girl who is as horny as it gets walking right by you and you can just see how wet she is.
"man look at that walking wet one"Charlie said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.
walking wet one by DMMayer October 18, 2006

Wichita Wet One 

The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
Wichita Wet One by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

a wet one 

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
a wet one by marmotte1 January 15, 2018