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Van Wert 

A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
Van Wert by Beat Girl January 28, 2009

dingly wert 

derogatory term to describe someone, usually a kid, when you're at a loss for words
You're relaxing on a park bench and an 8 year old on a bike pedals up from behind bumping and then grabbing the bench with his hand and holds on, startling you- "hey dingly wert, what are you doing?"
dingly wert by robolan April 15, 2007

bryce wert 

A big boi who is a beast at hocky (Which is not a sport) and is also very smart. Bryce aslo seems to be attracted to volly ball chicks. Sry soccer and basketball waman.
DAAAANM MAN look it ya boi bryce wert!
bryce wert by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018

Wiggle Wert 

Informal noun
When a person, figuratively and in action, is a little small worm-like creature.
That Charlotte is just like an energetic kitten, she’s definitely a wiggle wert.
Wiggle Wert by Supersoaker9000 April 21, 2021

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm 

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!
man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!

Werthers Original 

A nice hard butterscotch candy. Mostly parodied as being eaten by old

people. But anyone can eat them they really are tasty.
Hay granny give me a Werthers

I like Werthers Original

Hay mate how much are the Werthers Originals.

Werthers Original are nice
Werthers Original by snake508 July 10, 2010