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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.
Weemus by QatarHero January 23, 2012
An individual who could be classified as a tool, dork, dweeb, nerd, and/or dumbass.
Kellie is a weemus for expecting me to cuddle with her after calling me a weirdo.
weemus by BSU1 January 14, 2009

WeeMad Mobley 

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)
I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley
WeeMad Mobley by KuroVargas December 7, 2020
A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.
1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days
Weemo by youngiejay July 27, 2021
That feeling you get when you watch a Keanu Reeves movie and want to die because you thought you liked The Matrix but now you can't help but think about ending all this suffering that is life.
I was watching "Speed" and as Keanu Reeves tried to sound like a cool police officer, I felt really weemy.
Weemy by Not Kinan October 27, 2017