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Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

weekend vape 

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
weekend vape by Weekendvape January 7, 2023

Weekend Bitch 

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
Weekend Bitch by SlopNChop March 29, 2017

Weekend beard 

Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.
"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"
Weekend beard by ws14062 October 25, 2009

weekend millionaire 

A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.
While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.
weekend millionaire by literary.muse September 2, 2010