weekend

A type of day where you have no choice to relax.

What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?

weekend by KylomaskGamer March 31, 2023

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Weekend Wormhole

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.

Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.

Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

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weekend vape

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.

“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”

weekend vape by Weekendvape January 7, 2023

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Weekend Bitch

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

Weekend Bitch by SlopNChop March 29, 2017