warning label 

The existence of warning labels is proof that Darwin was right, this sticky piece of paper keeps Americans from going extinct.

(Since most ACME props lack warning labels, the coyote has a pretty rough time.)

Warning label found on rat poison:
"Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

And another warning label on the rear-view mirror of a car:
"CAREFULL - Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

warning label by WnB May 20, 2007

Warning Shot 

1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.

... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head

Warning Shot by Anonymous April 3, 2003

warning tap 

The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.

He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.

warning tap by Chg0 January 20, 2016

warning label 

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

warning label by 13AHH December 11, 2008

Warning Fart 

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.

One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.

Warning Fart by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

warning dread 

What happens when you have multiple warnings on a forum without getting banned and you get a new private message

Forum: 1 New Message
User: *warning dread kicks in*
User: Oh no it's another warning D:
Message Subject: Hello, how are you?
User: Oh phew it's not a warning :D

warning dread by linuxlove April 14, 2010

Warning stab 

To place thumb on the lower portion of the blade only to expose a small amount of the rest of the blade. To prevent further penetration.

Person 1 -You stabbed that guy in the neck!!!!

Person 2- nah that's just a warning stab.

Warning stab by The Panda June 1, 2015