wanker 

Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot

Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.

wanker by Stroooker May 27, 2018

Wanker 

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

Wanker by S86849 July 16, 2014

wanker 

n. English Slang - A fellow road user. see also asshat cunt fucktard

'Thanks for cutting me off, you wanker'
'A really great turn wanker'

wanker by Nouvelleaube September 5, 2005

wanker 

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

wanker by Bruno January 15, 2005

Wanker 

Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

Wanker by Wanker 88 February 21, 2010

wanker 

A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.

Don't be such a wanker!

wanker by SarahSpastic May 12, 2008

wanker 

One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis.

Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.

Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with?

Wanker: yeah bro.

Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker

wanker by Joegus the Rogue (Rogaine) November 12, 2010