wanker

Contradictory to belief, a wanker is not someone who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an idiot

Jack: Oh Matt's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I hate him
Matt: Cunts.

by Stroooker May 27, 2018

Grassy Arse

What a Spanish person gets from sitting in a field

Jack: What does a Spanish person get from sitting in a field?
Alex: I don't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse

by Stroooker November 14, 2017