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wanker
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Contradictory to
belief
, a wanker is not
someone
who masturbates.
A wanker is someone who is an
idiot
Jack: Oh
Matt
's a right wanker ain't he?
John: Yeah, bloody hell I
hate
him
Matt
: Cunts.
wanker
by
Stroooker
May 27, 2018
Grassy Arse
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What a
Spanish
person
gets from sitting in a
field
Jack: What does a
Spanish
person
get from sitting in a field?
Alex: I
don
't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse
Grassy Arse
by
Stroooker
November 14, 2017