french wallop 

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

french wallop by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020

walloping 

a severe malicious beating handed out by an enraged P-UNIT soldier.

If you see a street villian with a pink bandana around his face, chances are somebody has or is about to recieve a walloping.

walloping by Sheik November 17, 2003

Woodsfield Wallop 

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

Woodsfield Wallop by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013

wall walloping 

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped

Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

wall walloping by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010

hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit

you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop

hot wallop by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008

COD wallop 

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

COD wallop by ka22a November 14, 2009

Wallop the donkey 

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

Wallop the donkey by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010