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Rod walloper 

A man who “wallops his rod
Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

Fud Walloper 

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)
awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.
Fud Walloper by zakonyerback April 21, 2009

cock wallowed

Something that is completely fucked beyond recognition. No longer usable. Worn out. To be so fucked as to be useless. Also wallered.
What's wrong with your transmission? It's cock wallowed

Twat Walloper 

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.
Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.
Twat Walloper by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Walloper 

Sydney Australia slang for a police officer. Based upon the belief that police are inherently violent, and therefore if they speak to you then you are likely to be walloped (beaten, assaulted).
I saw the wallopers patrolling past my house but they didn't stop, so someone else must be in line for a beating tonight.
Walloper by House Martin February 18, 2013

walloper 

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big
Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!
walloper by Jimbo February 23, 2004