violin 

The highest instrument in the string family.
Also the only musical instrument that asian children are permitted to play.

Asian Child: Dad, i want to play the guitar.
Father: Daughter, it's pronounced "violin".

violin by bob the amazing person October 22, 2012

violin 

Noun
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1) An instrument which is fun to play when you vibrato the ‘G’ string with your pinky.
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1) Mom said, “Don’t rape the fucking violin.”

violin by Johnson. May 23, 2018

Violin 

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)

Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !

Violin by Lemonseed December 13, 2012

Violin 

(noun) A word that symbolizes the female genitalia; not dissimilar to the instrument, the violin, there must be a stick to produce sound. Likewise, it can be performed with a group.

Many have tried to learn the art form of 'playing' the violin, but only a few have truly mastered it.

Violin by McCrapper March 22, 2013

violin 

a miserable tiny instrument that is highly popular but sounds like something is dying... everyone thinks these are the best instruments and take the most skill and patience. gets all the good parts, and takes all the glory from every single other section in the orchestra. *rolls eyes*

me: what's that noise?!?!?
everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement*
me: wtf?!?! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.

violin by phantomess of the viola section August 30, 2008

violin 

A)the violin can give a nice sound or sound like a dying cat
B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill
C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a bow that has a large lock
of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings
D)the hoers hairs break...a lot
G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs

A)friend picks up violin i go ruing out side "put down my violin and come help me look for that kittay"

B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS!!!"
D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*(
G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)

violin by nicoooooo July 11, 2010

Violin 

When pubic hair is caught between the scrotum and head of the penis

"I got a violin man its itching my cock!"

Violin by Whisit August 4, 2008