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visa versa 

Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??
visa versa by QuacksO February 2, 2017
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vice versa

it's a way of saying something but it's flipped
Chris- "what means vice versa?"
Carson- "it's like saying something buts its flipped, so if i said "the mouse is scared of the elephant", you would say vice versa or somethin"
vice versa by maceythecat_ March 23, 2019

Visa versa 

Type of relationship in which the wife is with the husband just for his money and the comfortable lifestyle he gives her, though he isn't loyal and fucks other girls, the wife Prolly does the same by fucking the boys she wants.
It's known that Dana White has banged some of the ring girls. His wife is with him just cause he's rich, she's probably out banging other dudes too. Garbage women love garbage men and visa versa.
Visa versa by Ciccio_Pasticcio March 5, 2019

vice versa anal 

When a girls asshole got fisted by her sex partner so hard it became inside out
"Sammy said he is gonna give me vice versa anal tonight."
vice versa anal by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

Vice versa

it honestly just mean “this or that
Me: “I’m not sure if she texted him first or, vice versa.”
Them: “Oh, so he probably texted him first then!”
Vice versa by M06r12p01 August 13, 2022