Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.
When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when youhave been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.