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Cock Twaddle 

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
Cock Twaddle by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

pretentious twaddle 

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
pretentious twaddle by dp916 February 14, 2004

Ineffable Twaddle 

God, what he was saying was just a bunch of ineffable twaddle. I can't even figure out what he meant!

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.
When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.
Douche twaddle by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Zach Twaddle 

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.
Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"
Zach Twaddle by Brendonator June 13, 2018

Douche Twaddle

The act of being a total asshole or douche to someones friends and or important family member.
Cameron is being a total douche twaddle to her friends! What a terrible boyfriend.

He is such a douche twaddle.
Douche Twaddle by Asain Kid Rosenman December 20, 2010