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Fur Tussling

Verb:

1) Performing oral sex on a woman;
2) Running fingers through the hair of a person performing oral sex on a lover;
3) Playful interaction between a human and their fuzzy pet, (e.g. wrestling/playing with a dog or cat and "tussling" the fur of said animal).
Hey, your hair looks all messed up, what were you doing during lunch today - a little fur tussling?

My cat wakes me up on the middle of the night and all she wants is some fur tussling.
Fur Tussling by TequilaTony May 23, 2013
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mo' tussin 

v. To make a bottled liquid last longer by adding water and shaking the bottle, thereby collecting the residue from the sides of the bottle. From the 1999 Chris Rock Comedy special, "Bigger and Blacker," in which Rock explained his father's views on the healing power of Robitussin cough syrup and what to do if you run out of tussin.
1) Orig. Quote: "And if you bout to run out? Put water in it, shake it up, mo' Tussin!"

2) "Are you sure we're out of cough syrup? Did you mo' tussin it?"

Tossing a Dwarf 

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.
Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

Salad Tossing 

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish
Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"
Salad Tossing by dom April 9, 2005

Tossing up your adrenals 

Violently throwing up, as opposed to vomiting with ease.
Don't you love how easily cats vomit? It would be cool to be able to just cough, instead of tossing up your adrenals.

tossing cookies 

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.
After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.
tossing cookies by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

tossing the greek salad 

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"