Wee-toning 

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

Wee-toning by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

tonnington 

The place where one makes huge sums of money

“He made his fortune in tonnington”

tonnington by Tonnington Smalls December 23, 2018

anal towing 

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.

My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.

anal towing by BrockSampson June 13, 2013

Berry Toning 

When someone ups how loud or angry they sound to be more threatening

A: GRRR DUANFNSJF FUCK YOU SUCK A DICK I HATE ALL OF YOU
B: Is he okay?
C: Yeah hes just berry toning :/

Berry Toning by th1s1sf0raj0ke March 5, 2021

Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

Towing by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

Toaning by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011

towing

To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.

Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

towing by Bazard December 13, 2007