Tourettes Guy 

The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.

"Don't talk shit about total"

and

Pay the tourettes guy some respect

Tourettes Guy by ofhwkdhtgnkarn September 1, 2007

Tourettes Guy 

This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.

Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information

Tourettes Guy by Mbleh August 21, 2007

Tourettes Guy 

One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome

Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines

"Oh BOB SAGET!"

"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"

"Eat my short dick!"

Tourettes Guy by my name is bs January 8, 2009

Tourettes Guy 

(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.

He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.

If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.

The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.

Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."

or

TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"

Son: "But dad...!"

TG: "You're a faggot!"

Tourettes Guy by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008

Tourettes Guy 

The only American Hero!

Me: I pledge Alligance to Tourettes guy....

Other guy: and Who's the Faggot With the Tuba!?

Tourettes Guy by The Keasbey Knight May 16, 2008

tourettes guy 

A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy

tourettes guy by Eric Wayne August 6, 2008

Tourettes Text Syndrome 

Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.

" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "

"how come?"

"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"

"holy crapp.."

"yeah i know.."

Tourettes Text Syndrome by lhgfda February 24, 2009